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A Little Man Bashing
How do you scare men? - Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? - The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for men? - No phone numbers.
What do you call a handcuffed man? - Trustworthy.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? - You didn't hold the pillow down long enough
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? - Breasts don't have eyes.
My secret fantasy is to have two men at the same time....One cooking and one cleaning.
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? - Both of them.
Why don't women blink during foreplay? - They don't have time.